Maddie Stupefied by Jersey Shore Divas

Posted on Updated on

Maddie places emergency call to the fashion police

Our daily walk to Starbucks got sidetracked this afternoon by characters from some travesty of a television show called Jersey Shore. Snoopy and BowWow or some such nonsensical people have moved into our neighborhood and are already causing traffic headaches for cars and pedestrians alike.

Maddie and her dad had been running errands all day and our reward was to stop in and see her barista friends at Starbucks. We were hurrying along and not really paying attention to our surroundings when we ran into some police and camera crews. We marched around them but got caught up in a dead end of bicycle barricades with a growing crowd behind them.

Uh oh – Maddie gave me the look that said, “What’s the hold up, Stay Home PaPa?”

It dawned on me that this gathering must be for the Jersey Shore people who have now invaded Jersey City. Maddie gave the female police officer a wink and I shared one of my favorite movie quotes from the movie the Blues Brothers: “Use of unnecessary violence in the apprehension of the Jersey Shore cast members has been approved.”

The officer got a real kick out of that one as her radio chirped that more officers were on the way.

Due the lateness of the hour and growing fervor around the arrival of the soon-to-be-intoxicated Jersey Shore wingdings, we decided to skip the coffee and head home for some corn, sweet potatoes and apples mix.

It’s amazing to me that even though we don’t let Maddie watch television, she’s already been exposed to the high-class quality programming that reality television has to offer. Maybe tomorrow we will pop into New York City and see if we can hang with some skanky Bravo Housewives.

3 thoughts on “Maddie Stupefied by Jersey Shore Divas

    Lorane Martin said:
    February 28, 2012 at 4:39 pm

    How about moving to Venice where things are much quieter? Also a STarbucks . GGM

    ibrokemyumbrella said:
    February 29, 2012 at 7:37 pm

    Oh no! I’m in Jersey City too but haven’t had any creature spottings yet. Now I know to steer clear of that Starbucks I guess.

      stayhomepapa1 said:
      February 29, 2012 at 8:32 pm

      The Starbucks is still safe, but Mercer Street near Grove is becoming quite a circus.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s