There is no shortage of bullies in the world of baby buggies. Moms and their babes travel in packs, savagely taking down unsuspecting prey with alarming alacrity. These predators hunt mostly in the morning and have been known to congregate in city parks and Panera cafes. They rule the sidewalks with a cutthroat ruthlessness usually reserved for marauding bands of deadly man-eating sharks.
Gina and I knew that we had to meet this threat head on to keep Maddie safe during her various travels and we did. Enter Maddie’s Urban Assault Stroller.
This monster truck is the king of the road in Jersey City sporting bone crushing wheels and shocks made especially for off-roading adventure.
I have actually watched people step into oncoming traffic to avoid Maddie’s incoming chariot of fire. Mad Max has nothing on Mad Maddie as she tackles the worst sidewalks Jersey City has to offer. They actually evacuate the parks when Maddie cruises in for a little howdy do!
And once this bad boy gets a head of steam going – it’s a runaway train that even Denzel couldn’t stop – know matter how many train movies he makes in a row. (2 and counting)
Maddie looks good in her ride too – when she rolls through the hood in her pimped out Escalade-Stroller – her peeps give her props all the time – shouting out – “No she didn’t – Heyyyyy Girl – Your ride is tighttttt!”
Maddie salutes them by cranking up her favorite old-school song by Limp Bizkit and letting the bass go boom:
Cause Maddie is Rollin, Rollin, Rollin!