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New Yoga Position Using Cell Phones

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Look for my new workout video!

Maddie does Yoga once a week at her little school in Jersey City. However, it was still a shock when Maddie unveiled a new way to combine Yoga with cell phone technology.

With no prompting from us and before we could react, Maddie hatched her plan in front of us.

She grabbed a pair of cell phones and put them about a foot apart on the floor.

Then Maddie hopped up and planted her feet, one on each phone.

As we moved in to intercept, she assumed the “Downward Dog” position while propped on the two phones.

We do not condone standing on or abusing mobile devices, but this was a sight to behold.

Curious Case of Maddie’s Missing Shoes

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What did you forget NOW??

As many of you already know, Maddie has an interesting habit of kicking off her shoes at the worst possible time. Let’s face it, Maddie has developed potential shoe-loss into an art form.

This morning, Maddie and I were just leaving target when she simultaneously sent both shoes flying. I caught one in the air and had to dig the other one out of basket full of coffee at Starbucks.

No harm done, I stuck the shoes under the cart and headed outside to the car.

About 15 minutes later, we made it home. I grabbed a bag and was just about to take Maddie out of her seat when I noticed her bare feet. As the Madster likes to say, “UH-OH!”

I realized that I had never retrieved the shoes from underneath the shopping buggy. Within 30 seconds, we were making our return trip to Target. I pulled up to the shopping cart area, but our cart was gone – Game on!!

I encountered an exceptionally rude woman at the customer service counter (Big Shocker) and asked her if any baby shoes had been turned in. She apparently had forgotten that I was a customer when she replied – “Nahhhh.”

I took this to mean “No” and decided to track down the shopping cart guy.

He was much friendlier than his co-worker, but wasn’t quite with the program.

I started to ask him about Maddie’s shoes, when he blurted out – “Shoes, right??” This was going to be easier than I thought – But it’s never easy in Jersey City.

He absolutely remembered the shoes, but had no idea what he had done with them. He took me back to Ms. Congeniality at the customer service desk and told her that he had turned to the shoes into her. She practically yelled at him, “Naa-Ahh, no you didinttt!!

I looked at the Shopping Cart Jedi and asked, “Think, where did you first find the shoes?”

We combed the store, he went through trashcans, looked at shelves and kept giggling to himself. Finally, I asked him if he had a little “store-item” drawer where he put random store items.

“Ohhh yea,” he exclaimed – He led us to an empty register where there was a shopping cart filled with a smattering of random items – and SUCCESS!!

Shoes On! Better luck next time Maddie!

Maddie Contracts Bad Case of the “FLOPS”

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Free Your Mind!

For nearly two months now, Maddie has been suffering from a terrible case of the FLOPS!

Medical experts are baffled by the flops, but it’s a condition afflicts Maddie and we don’t know the cure. A flop is caused by a little girl with a stubborn attitude who refuses to travel in any direction she doesn’t agree with.

If it’s time to leave the playground, Maddie flops. She lays down face first and goes completely limp. It doesn’t matter if there’s mud, dirt, concrete or thorns – Maddie will voluntary face-plant and stay there until you pick her up.

You can try to reason with her, but once she commits to hugging the ground, it’s going to be a while.

Maddie doesn’t need to have a specific destination in mind to employ this “passive resistance technique” she just wants to test those boundaries and stretch them until they bend or break.

Maddie Closes Out at Target

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A signature says a lot about a toddler

Maddie Storms New York City Passport Office

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They can’t hide in there forever!

The New York City Passport Office will never be the same after Maddie Danger dropped in on them this morning.

Maddie strolled into the office and announced her presence with authority. It didn’t take long for her to let out a few prolonged shrieks to let people know that Maddie was in the house.

Once Maddie made her mark on the first floor – It was time to move on to the nerve center of the Passport Center – the tenth floor!

We were running short on distractions while Maddie’s fuse was running short.

I tried to keep her corralled at one of the empty workspaces, but suddenly time was up. Maddie put on quite a show, but thankfully it was time to go.

But fear not, here’s a sneak peak of Maddie’s AH-Mazing Passport Photo!

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Hey, Hey We’re the Monkees!!

Maddie and MiMi

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Maddie Taking Dinner to New Heights

Any questions?

Any questions?

Maddie hasn’t been shy this week about showing her grandparents the full range of her talents. There have been moments of staggering cuteness and sweetness dappled with a few tantrums and truly bizarre behavior.

But Maddie chose tonight’s dinner to really let the good times roll.

Pasta was on the menu tonight and the little girl was ready for a party.

The first ten pieces of pasta went down quite easily, but then Maddie decided to take the experience to the next level. Rather than just enjoy the taste, Maddie decided to try out the sauce as a skin cleanser and hair product.

Maddie hasn’t taken this path in some time, so it was really worth the price of admission.

Once the pasta was all gone, it was time to move on to our nightly veggie packet. Dad handed Maddie the packet and she double pumped it with both hands successfully sealing her right eye shut with a nasty mixture of broccoli and spinach.

She took all of this in stride, but it made for an interesting farewell feast for the Mad Madster.

Maddie and MiMi Bonding at High Tea

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We should do this more often…

Maddie Gets California Driver’s Permit

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The need for speed…

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It’s not a party until they call out the fire department!

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Roger Santa, you are cleared for takeoff on runway two-two!

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Permission to buzz the tower?

Mads Trying to Get Organized for Big Holiday Adventure

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The airlines lost my pants before I left?

Maddie is packing up her gig and heading out west.

So what do you pack for the demanding baby for a six-hour flight? Basically anything you can think of.

Maddie is always on the move and has the attention span of a chipmunk with a Mountain Dew addiction.

At this point, we can only speculate what surprises the baby has in store for her parents and of course her fellow passengers.

Maddie has flown before, but that was months ago and before she was mobile.

Now that she can run around with reckless abandon, it will be fascinating to see how she reacts to being strapped in for the long haul.

Get ready for takeoff!!

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